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By using readyish, you agree to wait. You agree that waiting is the product. You accept that “almost ready” is a permanent state of being and not a temporary inconvenience. If you do not agree, you may stop waiting at any time. But you won’t. You’re already here.
readyish provides a waitlist. The waitlist is for a product. The product is the waitlist. This is not a bug. This is the feature. We are a waitlist company that is almost ready to be a company.
Your position on the waitlist is determined by when you signed up and how much you paid. Paying $3 moves you up one spot. Whether that spot matters is a philosophical question we are not ready to answer.
For $12, you receive Founding Member status. This comes with a badge that means absolutely nothing. The badge is not redeemable for goods, services, or readiness. It is, however, yours forever. Or until we shut down. Whichever comes first.
You may request a refund within 30 days of purchase. We will process your refund when we’re ready. Please note that the experience of having waited cannot be refunded. That’s yours to keep.
You may not: (a) attempt to skip the line without paying $3, (b) claim to be readier than you actually are, (c) start a competing waitlist (we will find out), or (d) ask us when we’re launching. We don’t know. Stop asking.
All content on readyish is owned by readyish, including but not limited to: the concept of waiting, the feeling of anticipation, and the phrase “we’re almost ready.” Just kidding. You can’t own a vibe. But our lawyers said we should try.
readyish is not responsible for any damages resulting from: excessive waiting, existential dread about what you’re waiting for, the realization that the waitlist is the product, or any feelings of readiness that turn out to be premature.
We may terminate your access to the waitlist at any time, for any reason, or for no reason at all. Honestly, we’re not sure how we’d even do that. You’d probably just keep waiting anyway.
We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time. We will notify you of changes by updating this page. You will not notice because you are too busy waiting.
These terms shall be governed by the laws of wherever we end up incorporating. We haven’t done that yet. We’re almost ready to.